"Wish my boyfriend was an Ionic column so he’d have a fluted shaft. Ribbed for my pleasure art girls am I right??"

Still saltier than cum about my new haircut but I think in time it might grow on me.

Still saltier than cum about my new haircut but I think in time it might grow on me.

mutuals this is actually really fun go

jealousgf:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is: 
3. How old do you look: 
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad: 
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

(Source: jealousgf, via mjaozedong)

Am I the only girl who doesn’t have her wedding all planned out in her head? Commitment scares the fuck out of me. I mean, I can’t even commit to what kind of burrito I want at Chipotle without feeling like I made the wrong decision…How am I supposed to know which I want for the rest of my life??

Had the weirdest party experience of my life last night and I’m so hungover today I just want to curl up and sleep for the rest of the day with a giant pot of coffee